Toilet training Jon

well well well, here we are then.

since the rhoda there has been a lot going on, hence the sparseness (don't care if that's not a word you beasts) of posts. we have been gigging, giggling and gagging. we havent been pigging, suckling haggling.

GIGGING:

we most recently played at the mau mau bar in notting hill and despite learning that the bar is named after some terrorists we all managed to leave with our bodies intact. although some livers may have been damaged as it was Fiona's birthday celebration too. happy birthday Fi! another notable gig was the hope and anchor which was the first heat of the bugbear promotions battle of the bands and guess what.... we 3...2.....WON IT! the next round is at dublin castle so fingers crossed, praise the lord , bottoms up!

GIGGLING:

the stanley days are drenched in laughter. it can be a sprinkle of a giggle at seeing random goiters (look it up, particularly the banjo goiter) Or a full blown cackle of getting a text from jon whilst waiting to play in basingstoke saying 'please come to toilets'...... only to find that the reason was that he had no toilet paper and the ship had already left the dock, capish? yet again the stans had to mop up after jon's mistake, metaphorically speaking.

if enough people read and comment on this blog, i have a picture of the jon toilet moment which could be posted. lets say 10 people comment = picture of jon on toilet. IT'S UP TO YOU!!!

GAGGING:

an interesting heading, if only i had an interesting article to suit. i dont.

'i do not know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.' i'm thinking of putting smart phrases in each blog now in an effort to make it seem half credible.

anyway, it's the end... yes indeed, ya better watch out for the next blog, its gonna be real bad.

good morrow fair blog people.